wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
(via kermeettt)

You wake up in bed one morning. It’s bright, but there is an eerie silence. Not a single bird is singing, no voices can be heard outside, no noises of any sort. Suddenly, you hear a soft sort of chanting. It gets louder and louder, and you realize, it’s not chanting, it’s some sort of rock song. It increases in volume, seems to come from no where and yet everywhere at once, and then it merges into the sound of male voices intensely chanting “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL”.
You hurriedly stagger outside, and all your neighbors are outside as well. Everyone is frozen with their eyes fixed on the sky. None of them make any movements or sounds. They just stare. You look up as well.
In the sky, you see the gigantic face of a smiling man in a bow tie. His face gets closer and closer, and larger as he gets nearer. The song gets louder until your ears feel like they’re going to explode. Eventually, the entire sky is taken up by the man’s face. The time is now up for humanity. The end is Nye.
(via kermeettt)
Fuck it I’ll take my phone downstairs, nobody is in anyway.
Probably only gonna be doing 2 days next week. Then it’s job finding time. Fuck. Okay back to work now, break over.
Making a health attempt, on top of the pressups and hourly leg lifts when I am at home I am currently drinking water and I also had some pineapple today…on top of noodles, gotta have some proper food in me today. Still feel a bit shit about myself but not AS bad.
Muy phone typing is horrendous. I HAVE BIG HANDS AND A LITTLE KEYBOARD
All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…
—-
-STARKING-
King of the galaxy
Where is your pokemon god now?!
(via kermeettt)
Fucking meh cos I was gonna go to Bury today and meet people but I can’t leave the shop cos they only put me and Kyle in on our own. And there can’t only be one person in. My boss got bollockdd cos he put us all in for alike 50 hours each cos we’re on free rota but then got tools off cos he spent 2000 pounds too much. Well sorry bitch we’re getting made redundant, I think we fucking need it. Obviously case about 0.5% of the annual profit than the wellbeing of 15 working people. Fucking bitch I hope you get a horrendous STI.
Basically work today is the most depressing thing in the world cos it’s just me and Kyle who doesn’t know what to do when he loses his job next week. I am a bit meh, there’s nobody in the shop and we’re both stuck with boring as fuck jobs.
But I am also tired and have work tomorrow morning
Pretty weird to think that it’ll be one of my last days there, tomorrow, saturday and a couple days next week and then I am unemployed.
Hm
fuck
WELL I AM TIRED SO YEAH GONNA GO
(nothing excuses DRM)
(nothing)
So if all games were digital and 10% of people bought the game on release, shared it with the other 90% through various means and then after a few years the industry collapsed you wouldn’t want anything done about it?
no…
It’s worked up until now because games have been physical but as stuff gets digitalized I think piracy will skyrocket
Because the policies are still in the works, according to Microsoft. And I want them to do the right thing instead of following the trend that’s being trailblazed by companies like EA. That’s all
Well EA are abandoning online passes so…they’re getting better