YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?
IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBOR
MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN
INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT
OH SORRY YOU CAN’T MAKE HEALTH INSURANCE JOKES ANYMORE
Yeah but America
You house this guy
That means we win
(via blakeandbacon)
When did the United States steal North Korea’s unicorn? That must be why they are threatening a nuclear attack.
This is probably the stupidest post I’ve ever made but it’s my most popular for some reason?