mishacollinsbutt:

the-eleventh-blog:

captaintinypockets:

YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBOR

MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

OH SORRY YOU CAN’T MAKE HEALTH INSURANCE JOKES ANYMORE

Yeah but America

You house this guy

That means we win

(via blakeandbacon)

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   When did the United States steal North Korea’s unicorn? That must be why they are threatening a nuclear attack.

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    This is probably the stupidest post I’ve ever made but it’s my most popular for some reason?

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